All too often, the person who thinks he is pretty hot, turns out to be only half-baked.10:53:38 AM May 15, 2012from web
Diane is not only the finest most attentive Mother ever, she is the best thing that ever happened to me! Guys. Pray you get 1 nearly as good11:44:19 AM May 13, 2012from web
There is only 1 really pretty child in the hospital nursery, and each mother possesses it!11:42:26 AM May 13, 2012from web
Spring is the season when the birds you fed all winter, repay you by eating your newly planted grass seed.12:20:51 PM May 11, 2012from web
Ever wonder why lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?09:08:28 AM May 10, 2012from web
Jenning’s Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.06:00:37 PM May 08, 2012from web
To be an “overcomer”, you must have something to overcome. Therefore, don’t be angry at obstacles – over come them!05:59:28 PM May 08, 2012from web
Wealth makes many friends, but the poor is separated from his friend.11:14:20 AM May 06, 2012from web